Adulting tip: grab an empty cart out in the lot when you park and test drive it while walking to the store. If it's a dud, leave it at the door with it's brothers and pick another one.

Stainless? Titanium?

They really where hunting dogs once, they where used to hunt badgers because they could follow them down the holes.

You are welcome.

Wow, trash talk that would actually be effective.

And the seven business days span two weekend days, so it ends up at nine days total.

Oh shit, there's no hot food!

So they have cock zero then?

You will never open your jaws again.

Seoul Korea? Does she know what it says?

April twentieth at Hogwarts.

What fountain is this from?

Damn, I wonder if that would work. It's such a bullshit question.

The Cape May County zoo has a whole collection of them, if anyone wants to see.

Acceptable selfie.

Elizabeth doesn't know capitalization. *twitch*

Key & Peele present: Menstration Orientation!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihRHIGpyspA