You know it's going to turn out to be 600GB+ of gay porn. This is the internet we're talking about.

...and then: Irish road bowling. Thank you whiskey.

At 500mph (about half the speed of a 9mm bullet) you'd barely get to recognize what it is before it broke your ribs.

Some gay people do make excellent oatmeal cookies btw.

Most stories have been told, but there are many ways to tell them. Most of what you see or read these days is retreads of old stories told with different characters in different situations often mashed up with other stories. (Shows keep more than one plot rolling to keep them feeling fresher). But that's not necissarily a bad thing. Life is derivitive, that's just how it works. Over 90% of all music is based on the same musical scale. Here we're all writing with the same 850 basic English words, making up new ones doesn't make you creative it makes you annoying.
Any story you tell that you make up in your head, even if it conforms to known plot lines, will be unique because you are the one writing it.
All that being said, writing is a bitch and writing well is a double bitch. But like any worthwhile endeavor the only way to get good at it is to do it. A lot.

That spray sure makes the monster happy.

Not getting into one of the prestigious Fine Arts schools in The People's Republic of China can be a rough time in a young mans life, leading to much gang related activity. Let's just say there are areas in Beijing where you don't wear pink or carry a musical instrument around

We are DEVO!
Yeah, I'm old.

Graphics Interchange Format. GIF. Do you also pronounce it jraphics? Then it's not JIF.

Yep, looks like my grandpas web browser. He never did see a pop-up dialog he could say no too. His computer was like a virus wildlife refuge.

The founder of Pringles was a tiny, tiny person.

It's moving up, because I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling...

Well... assuming I decided to stay in the class after that, I would pay attention like a hawk, I must admit.

Awesome post is awesome. If you want the dogs to win one, make a response. This would make a great ongoing series.

How did it GET there? That car can't go over a 6" rise...

This is an awesome compilation. If you want more go to http://www.humansofnewyork.com/

Some of them look goofy, and some of them terrifying. Scrolling through this was like: wow, lol, holy crap, aww, lol, yikes...

Pfff. I remember when Prince's 1999 came out and thinking, "Man, that's 17 years from now, what will the world even be like then? Will I still be alive?"

Eddie Murphy is too short to be Slenderman. When he's in a bad mood Jack Skellington turns into Slenderman.

Sorry, the creator of GIF was trolling you guys. The 'g' stands for graphics, which is a hard 'g'. There is no reason at all for it to be a soft 'g'.

Whether farm animals are sentient or not is up for some debate, because it also requires some form of consciousness, which is a really nebulous quality to test for. What they are not is sapient, self aware or able to process the thought "I think, therefore I am" which is generally considered to be what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom.
This whole argument will be moot when we breed animals who want to be our food.

I used to walk around my hometown at 3 or 4 in the morning until the sun came up. It helps to know where NOT to walk, and to look a little ominous yourself as long as you don't mind the cops checking you out.

From Stalker Van to Ghost Stalker Van