Jeff M. Thomas

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Try figuring this out 20 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
The bus is going down because it's falling, as it is hanging in midair.
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Phone upgrade in Tony Stark's presence 4 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
I want to go hold my laptop up to RDJ now...
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Chasing perfection 18 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Was that sarcasm, because if it wasn't I think you need to look up what "famous" means. Very rarely do famous and big-deal not go hand in hand.
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This device lets you spot bumps on the road at night while cycling 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That's pretty darn cool, but too small. The way I ride it'd barely give me time to think "OH SHI...!" just before I went over the handlebars.
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One directions fans 51 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
We're all ignoring the fact that the guy in the suit is a real badass, holding that gate closed with one hand like it's no big deal.
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Eat healthy! 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Congratulations! You made a healthy food look like an unhealthy food, pleasing neither the people who don't want fries nor the people who were hoping for fries.
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An iPhone being burned with a butane lighter 7 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Looks like the Droid background image.
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'Murican breakfast 22 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
This is lunch. For breakfast the steaks would be chicken fried, slathered in sausage gravy, and covered in a layer of crispy hash-browns and fried eggs in addition to the bread, bacon, cheese, and BBQ sauce.
And now I'm hungry.
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It did 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
When your food is trying to escape the microwave...
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Cool way of creating amazing lamps 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Evidently I wasn't snarky enough to trigger the sarcasm detectors. Mea culpa.
Your delivery has arrived 15 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Needs googly eyes.
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Don't be stupid when naming things ingame 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Harvest Moon Moon. This is awesome.
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Cool way of creating amazing lamps 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
What are those black and white strip things? Can you get them at Target?
He's a quick learner 2 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Don't let his seeming ease fool you, it takes years of practice to pull off a pose like that. This guy is a professional in a controlled environment with coaches just off screen, don't try it yourself without some training.
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Actors who started out as cheerleaders 17 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
*sigh* the trouble with gender specific titles comes when referring to mixed groups. "The _____ in Office Space work well together." The default in english is to use the historically male gender specific plural, "actors", which is sexist. We also default to the male title when the gender is not known, "They haven't cast an actor for the roll yet". To fix this we either have to always use both plurals "actor(s) and/or actress(es)" when referring to mixed groups and unknowns or remove the gender bias from the current default "actor".
Batspider 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Spiders never have just one baby. You only SAW one of them...
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Don't mess with johnny depp 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Now we know how to be eaten by Johnny Depp.
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Good guy 90's people 9 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
We had a special device shaped like a car that was just for rewinding tapes, so we could rewind the last tape while watching the next one. We were so high tech!
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How to tell if your cat is mad at you 6 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Wait... this isn't the TARDIS?
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If the world lost oxygen for 5 seconds 28 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Yeah, that's kinda worrisome now that I know about it's effects on them.
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Fun fact about wow 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
That's not true! Several characters in Skyrim are happy to see me! They tell me so! *runs away crying*
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If the world lost oxygen for 5 seconds 28 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
Many casinos pump extra oxygen into the air to keep people feeling happier. My grandfather would get spry and active in casinos and we just figured he really enjoyed gambling until a cocktail waitress told us about the extra oxygen.
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Cold war era spy tools 8 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
You no longer feel save[sic] after looking at spy equipment from the 60's? Ah, naivety.
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When you realise you're being f*cked with 5 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
It means "You're about to loose a toe..."
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Whenever the kraken is nowhere to be found 3 comments
zazuyen · 11 years ago
This is awesome! I want the Quacken in the next Revenge of the Titans film, it can only make them better.
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