ZachG

zachg


I live in the country, but I love big cities. Proud to be American! Contact me at anytime with ZachGrundell (Kik) or Zach_grundell (Snapchat)

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okay life 18 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Sometimes that's ok.... But if it's an old lady boob You want to kill yourself
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okay life 18 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
And fat, old ladies in the YMCA public swimming pool.... That fucking sucks!!!
Thank you 14 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Your life sucks... I will give you a hug... *gives hug*
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Face swap? 13 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Oh ok... I feel pretty stupid lol
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Face swap? 13 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Don't downvote just tell me what the face swap is
Straight bar passing through a curved hole 17 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
That leg tho
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When I'm down Ellen always comes to the rescue 10 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I love ellen lol
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Listen 1 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Yes!!
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Face swap? 13 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I don't see a face swap
"Me telling my parents how to type on the keyboard" 6 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
LOKI!!!!!
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Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
If u are done with this, than so am I. Just remember, I dont fear Texas.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
No war it is. World peace.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I can assure all of you that I'm not afraid of the state of Texas and I'm not afraid of war. Mrrsparklez, I do not have the power to nuke anyone, but you don't understand how easy it would be for someone like me to get that power. Jesus, I dont need 'presidential aspirations'. Next Civil War the military will be coming to me for advice. And I'll say "give them the option of surrender, and if they refuse, let the missiles fly."
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Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
It takes one press of a button and within a half hour Texas is gone. One nuke is all it takes. But I wouldn't do that unless I really had to.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I have no fear of Texas! I could singlehandedly wipe Texas off the map.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Just try to think about your beloved state of Texas starting a civil war and trying to take over the country.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Look at it from my perspective specialagentjesus. Then you might understand.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I agree. That's why texans might feel that they are above the government.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
If texans are as smart as I hear they are then they would've learned from that. They would do it unexpectedly and at a really bad time for America. Plus they could even be destroyed from the inside out. Texas has many bases which means the government is all over the place. Texas wouldn't stand a chance.
Remove any letter 14 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
That is so cool
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Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Well nobody predicted that the south would team up and try to kill us. It just happened. You never know. Shit happens man
The future 7 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Windows 9 will just be sucking everything
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Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Ok but think about it. 49 states against one... Won't turn out well for Texas. Even if everyone there has guns they are no match for a whole country trying to kill them. I'll admit you guys would probably last a while but you would still lose.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
Fort Hood is named after a confederate so if they do anything it won't help Texas one bit.
Cause of rape 51 comments
zachg · 10 years ago
I know exactly what I'm talking about. A bunch of Texas Air Force bases isn't gonna do anything for you if D.C, LA, and Denver are already sending missiles at you.