I have to turn on subtitles when I eat.

I have a 2 fans blowing on me at all times plus my ceiling fan. With a blanket it's perfect.

So much bad luck.

I thought that was a symbol that pigeons are inbred.

You still need to be attractive in the first place.

If a cat were a truck.

I wonder if she's ever said anything to Trey and Matt from South Park. Considering everytime she got into a car on their show she ran over and murdered someone almost immediately. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J4143zj3ps

And it's gonna be awesome.

Looks drunk as shit.

Looks like I just won a game of Korean Solitaire.

Promise?

Fassbender looks the part for it the most.

What a croc of shit.

Was it the left hand? Because they could've said, "on the other hand I'm all right."

Nightmare fuel