Still not giving up my meth, egg and cheese taquitos.

Remember, drink plenty of Jesus during the day and take prayer 3 times a day before each meal.

Well it's official.. I'm moving to Sweden.

"Hey dirty, baby I got your money don't you worry, I said hey, baby I got your money"

Ever want to know how to make one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5e1HPeusiA

I literally started watching Steven Universe this morning on Hulu.

Fuck paying for a casket. Just put me in the ground when I die. That's the way it's supposed to be anyway.

Did they keep that take in the final cut?

Maybe she's a lesbian and just practicing.

Maybe you need to upgrade to Windows 10.

List of my triggers
 
Jersey Shore
Onions
Hotline's Blinging
Nice People
Circuses
Emus
Nickelback
Assholes

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEbzD1bBlTQ

Don't forget to scream "yep" multiple times.

"You're not robbing this place on an empty stomach mister!"

I have Hulu, the 1st season is on Hulu. Why am I not watching this right now?
Update: I finished the first season in about 3 days.

Probably not