Alex, you really need to stop trying to eat Chris Rock.

I believe the scientific term for it is the giant fuck-that fish.

Google stole their flair.

The third one down is really hot.

Fallout 4 coming out in less than a week.

You usually have to pay good money to see a woman shoot lasers out of her.. cat.

If Voldemort were a dog.

1 of 2 things would happen. I would hit my legs on it multiple times or I'd knock over everything on the table. Probably both.

Her face should say "kill me" and then it'll be perfect.

Some might say that spot his finger is in is named after him.

Let it goat

Thank god for that translator's note.

Their ENTIRE lives?

Because that's necessary.

Because Thanksgiving is always on a Thursday.

Rub some bacon on it.