Haha, I couldn't resist. It's from a Stephen Lynch song called "No Meat"

A couple of jobs I've had didn't tell the person they were fired until they came into work and saw they weren't on the schedule anymore.

Tofuckyourself

I agree with deviledapple. I watched Teen Titans when I was younger and now I watch Teen Titans Go as an adult and I enjoy it.

You'd have to be pretty damn fast unless your service sucks.

It worries me a bit you can't tell it's a joke. Btw it wasn't even directed at you, more of a Jeopardy answer.

What are things you say to your penis.

Really now?

Speaking from experience I presume.

Are you now a murder suspect?

It used to be on Netflix until it got popular. Then bam, no more Modern Family. It's a damn shame.

He probably would've stopped if you didn't reply.

Red Hot Chili Peppers-Aeroplane

Not where I live. At least not recently.