This was on TV today. Didn't even realize the date.

I didn't know of any Mcdonalds that serve lunch foods at 2am.

WKUK ftw

Can Egyptians do the Robot?

We all just need a little attempted murder in our lives.

I'm just seeing pewdiepie as a dog.

The Cowboys did better than expected. No Romo.

I quit smoking about 3 months ago after 1-2 packs a day for 6 years. It's hard to do. I recommend Chantix for anyone who wants to quit but thinks it's impossible. I got a free trial from a friend and I didn't expect it to work honestly. But not even 2 weeks after starting, I quit smoking and stopped taking Chantix.

Reminds me of Micheal Cera.

Well that's a trick question.

Pow

Violently masturbates

But they asked you a question.

Brought to you by Sterling/Cooper.

Eric what are you doing in the sunlight? You can't do that anymore.

That didn't hurt much. Thanks baby.