I know..

I would've went from passing 3rd grade straight to 5th grade and the 5th grade was at a completely different school. I didn't know anyone in the grade above me and as a little kid I wanted friends by my side and not to be in an unknown environment with people I didn't know. I ended up moving to another state a couple years after that so it happened anyway and I didn't get to skip a grade.

I could've skipped a grade but I chose to stay in the same grade as all of my friends. Looking back on it now, I wish I would've skipped..

I saw it coming and paused for a good 2 minutes to prepare myself.

Silence of the Lambs I think. I just know I love when Jay does it in Clerks 2.

Can't tell if serious or not.

I feel like you're the same guest who commented that.

Voldemort's safe.

Maybe it's a *hits blunt* double entendre.

Chappelle's show anyone?

It's a show gottalovepotter loves.

I wasn't even aware I was trying to argue with that comment, lol. Bye bye, I hope you're not like this on every post.

You've been making me laugh this whole time. You're ridiculous lol.

I can see that. My bad. There really is an influx of asshole guests though so I guess my mind automatically went to them being an asshole. Sorry, guest.

What's with the sudden influx of asshole guests?

The Philippines must be nice but I hear Fallopian is great this time of year.

Fun fact: The most popular sword in Canada is called "kindness".

Kidnapping is more successful if the kid is napping.

Was pet peeve a pun?