So based off of one comment you assume I think all "rational" thinking is boring? The post is meant to be satirical, like most posts on this website. It's tiring to see someone complain all the time. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine, but you don't have to make a big deal about it.

So you call that scolding huh? Haha, you must not know what that word means. And I'm sorry, I thought this was FUNsubstance. Maybe I have the wrong website.

I always have Wintergreen Altoids on me wherever I go. Whenever I get one, if someone's with me I'll offer. Not because their breath stinks, but because it's the polite thing to do. So not everyone offering you gum or mints thinks your breath stinks.. Unless they do not get one themselves.

Typical boring person. Taking the fun out of everything.

None of those bands are/were rock and roll. That's not to say they're bad in any regards, but them being rock and roll? No. And for you to say that he/she's another "born into the wrong generation music snob" is a completely ridiculous accusation. You grow up, mate. Quit stereotyping people who don't share the same opinions as you.

Everything is cool when you're part of a SPACESHIP!

Couldn't remember the cutest thing in the world, NO! This is just a tribute.

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow

Shouldn't that be the other way around? Unless it's a lesbian bar of course.

Yeah, I agree with this cock sucking ass cunt!

I don't know but I automatically started reading it in a British accent.

Why did you repeat the last part of your first comment?

GARNET, AMETHYST & PEARL

You're trying too hard.

Well of course. I also have to say that just because they're not necessarily respectable, doesn't mean they don't love their son more than anything.

The greater good

It's for the greater good!

Well, they'll be rich. So they'll have that going for them at least.