I always make sure that the toilet paper roll is rolled up all the way. I never let it hang down for that to happen. Besides, all you have to do is roll it back up and then back down if you're worried about spiders.

Mainly the only reason I believe in tipping is because the waiters/waitresses in the US only make $2-$3 an hour. So after taxes their paycheck is basically nothing. Also, I used to be a pizza delivery driver and I depended on tips mostly. So now I always make sure I have at least $5 to tip when I go out to eat or order pizza. I haven't ordered pizza many times because I couldn't afford a descent tip for the driver.

Most of the time I'm (at least I think) a good person. I can't fuck anyone over because my conscience would eat at me, not because I believe I would go to hell. I'm nice and polite to people because that's what I feel I should be, not because someone told me to be or else I'm going to regret it in the afterlife. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I admit and accept that. But never on purpose.. I'm not 100% sure there is a God, no one is, that's why it's called faith. But it's not fear nor belief that makes me a descent human being, it's what I think is morally right and morally wrong. Hell if I went somewhere to eat and realized after that I couldn't tip the waiter/waitress that much, I felt horrible. But from working in the food industry for awhile I noticed that the church going type don't usually like to tip that much if at all. So who are you really looking out for? Yourself, or others?

Even horse semen?

Exactly.

Noice!

*Starts clapping vigorously*

Tell me why

We're not so different, you and I.

Females be crazy.

Nope. Not a single person mentioned it in the comments except for you.

Because some people always need something to bitch about.

I wish I could do the H. Jon Benjamin voice.

You gotta know your shit.

I didn't even realize it was the same guy each time.

That's a palindrome. It's not the same.

Not really.