this happened to me in a diner only they got really mad at each other and were yelling.

this might the only reason i would ever go into politics. anyone know where i can hold a koala and not have to be famous.

my alma mater ;)

please get help. don't suffer alone needlessly. do whatever it takes to be at peace again.

OMG! YOU MEAN IM NOT CRAZY?!?!?! either that or we're all crazy.

i know it sucks, sugar pie, but its a whole lot cheaper than a divorce. you're better off.

" I've seen a lot of shit..."

The Fonz

make it in a matte finish that way it would keep the appearance of a unpolished nail.

thank you.

i do this on purpose...

my sister wrapped up some of her kids toys in july and gave them to her kids at christmas. lololol my nephews were like" oh man! i always wanted one of these!"

next olympic sport!

if i use the juice out of the tuna can as parfum....

my nephew did this once. a few months later he started have ear infections. long story short one of the little balls had fused to his eardrum and he and to have surgery :( be careful with that shit.

you can buy benches that fit around the toilet the allow you to poop squatting. it has been suggested that a lot of our modern intestinal issues are because we are not emptying our bowels in the proper position. http://www.squattypotty.com

ugh that is so nasty!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

love this

women very rarely sit down on any toilets in public, therefore not much different when a girl hovers. its really hard to properly wipe the butt hole when your hovering....

science... :)

neither. if your making a list, thats your answer right there

i think she looks beautiful. and to think, i struggle to get my eyeliner straight. some people are so good at makeup