That's what the extra "s"s are there for I believe. On a different post a grammar nazi guest pointed out that there were plenty of errors haha

My moms toes pop

How'd you recover from that one?

Ah ok, and yeah deadpool is deadpool haha

Man this was a long rant, I guess the point is yeah fine believe what you wanna believe but don't be a little butthole and make people feel bad

Me neither haha

I'm learning to drive manual, man, anxiety is a pain in the balls

In theory, yes, but I never end up doing that

Ugh I wanted to watch but our family doesn't have cable. The struggle is real man

Haha right?

Well....that escalated quickly

Man, I used to go through drills with myself, what to say, where to put the phone, that was some advanced sneakiness

Imagine not doing all that

It's pink, stereotypically for girls

My mind kinda goes blank and I start rambling and laughing nervously, idk I'm just awkward around strangers

That one I can see being on purpose, as like a gag gift or something...no excuses for the others