But I like that song too

The second officer didn't mention a trunk

Guess where I'm going for my birthday this year

You could say any fathers name actually, because technically, they're f***ing someone else's mother, it doesn't have to be their own.

The transport costs in London are a rip off anyway.

That floor is so clean

For me, I would be bottomless... But wouldn't that be a sight lol

Forget the RTs, just donate, man.

I had more fun at 14 than I do now...

I had my phone on Pokemon while I was on the train from Birmingham to London... would that work?

Cos they're kids, that's just icky.

One day my Spanish teacher gave back my reading paper without saying anything, and I got 100%, idk why she was silent and avoiding eye contact though

@Celticrose