They made a "That '80s show", and it starred Dennis

yes, dressing up as Ash Ketchum would be original...

I could read a bible and say it was written by Satan just by connecting a few unrelated "clues" like this woman is doing

It's also astronomy

This sounds like a rap

Sweet Zombie Jesus, is this Helen of Troy?

Tumblr: Not even once

to be honest, if I was his father, I wouldn't want him in particular to go to Mars, yes I would be proud of him, but once he goes to Mars, he can't feasibly come back

To be fair, that whole squatting thing was pretty weird

Is that you Asimov?

When did Dr. Cox get a twitter?