Xlax

xlaxxine


Try X-lax yo... they say I'm smooth.

— Xlax Report User
Ima need that ASAP 72 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Wait, wdym
Ima need that ASAP 72 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am a woman of taste you see
· Edited 3 years ago
Ima need that ASAP 72 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
No, you send me nudes
Ima need that ASAP 72 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Fuck nudes, send me 5000 dollars so i know you're financially stable
8
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
It was locked. And you broke it. And you know what they say:
"One who breaks the lock, sucks the cokk"
.
Lmfao Dammit. Sorry just came up with that and couldn't hold myself back .
2
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Double bleh LOCKED
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Arghahsbsjjdjdbdjdldkslaksbdjd
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
One me. Many cars. Many spiders.
1
Lady Gaga’s brooch of a dove with an olive branch for her performance today 2 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
If she becomes the president, will she hold the hunger games?
1
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
ARE YOU. ONE SINGLE. ENTITITITY!?
Young Queen Elizabeth as a mechanic during WW2 1939 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I am too afraid to find out about my mental age
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
You aren’t?
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Because i am one and they are not
Time for a new car 22 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I’d burn myself
1
5 inches 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
DICK IS DICK!
Young Queen Elizabeth as a mechanic during WW2 1939 10 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
A babydragon tho, so according to a̶n̶i̶m̶e̶ *ahem* science shes like 400 yrs old.
2
Anonymous chemistry 3 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
I will always remember you Winchester21
2
Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Everyone, protect this fellow. He is gold.
4
Your boy is 20 now ;) 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
@cakelover, do the british queen thing and pronounce him a funsubster.
1
Your boy is 20 now ;) 17 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Eyyyyyyy!!! Happy Birthday
1
Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Its the Alabama spirit
3
Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Ohh pardon. I get sensitive whenever indian is mentioned. Pardooon
Life Is Like A Predictive Text Game 49 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna do with my uncles kids who proposed me
2
Super excited to have found this not haunted locker for free on this totally normal 11 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
The what in the what bitch!!!??
Paid actors am I right . 7 comments
xlaxxine · 3 years ago
Not all of them, some are super mean.
2