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xlaxxine · 3 years ago

٩( ᐛ )و

Get yours today 5 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

But mine said "out of stock"...?

Fun with facial hair 8 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Mom

Why aren't they purple? 3 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Sometimes you send a post and they say its a whatever-show reference and now you're out of the loop while everone else joins.

Bat signal 1 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Uber guy should give him 5 stars

Better every time 15 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

*art

Better every time 15 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

*waits for a reply equivalent of 2kilo cocaine*

Smol bobs < Big bobs 2 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

"WHY DID YOU FAKE THOSE BOOBS!"

What is this sorcery 4 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

(#ಠ益ಠ)

"The media don't lie!" The media: 6 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Ohio

Everyday! 6 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Wait.... you don't?

About warning 5 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

We're okay.
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Halp.

Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Naisu kiity.
(Ɔ ˘~˘) ノ(=^ェ^=)

About warning 5 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

What?! There was a water h.....

Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

No,
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(Ɔ˘ 3(˘~˘)Ɛ ˘C), we all are

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Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ hehe alwayssssssss

Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Nice, here (っ˘з(˘~˘ )

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Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

Wait.... you didn't ruin it.... its nice

Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

I pray you love yo boy
I pray you laugh at your pancreas
I pray you never forget about the first lady
I pray you become more fucked
I pray you aren't afraid because I didn't say hi
I pray you have a student loan
I pray you grow into a cat
I pray you learn what the hell pays
With love, I

Interesting how our minds arrived at similar concepts to the ancient Egyptians 5 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

(҂‾ ---‾)︻デ═一 \(˚o˚'!)/
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Texts are much better dontcha think

Who had a meme to disagree 7 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

I travel the world while i eat my seeds

Grudge 3 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

She was taken away by fairies and replaced by @mia_linay

Froggo Fun #376 - What a Beauty! 6 comments

xlaxxine · 3 years ago

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻