"But in order to know that I wrote something, you must be able to read. You're out of the club Micky!" - Sean. P.S. no one will ever believe you.

I would agree that pressure will not affect ALL people within a society. However, looking from a GENERAL perspective, we clearly see the how many people can be coaxed towards certain ends as a result of being socialized a certain way.

I think we are having a disagreement regarding exactly what "the message" is. Personally, I feel like the post supports the conclusion that "the message" is just to be an overall good person. And I would argue that, while holy texts can offer some good points, they also carry some nonsense, i.e. the Bible's rejection of homosexuality. In fact, the makings of a good person can be found in many sources besides the aforementioned texts – each of which self-proclaim themselves as being more correct than all the alternatives.

Absolutely. Our society puts considerable pressure on women to find mates, (see the mating gradient and how it relates to age) so the thought of being alone is a legitimate concern for many women. And he is technically exploiting that insecurity.

Google must think you are ugly. Don't worry, Google thinks I am ugly too. Google is a judgmental bitch!

You could download an add-on that blocks you from accessing certain sites, like FS. That's what I did.

That explains why he only had one eye in the story.

Turn out lights. Take iphone. Turn on its flashlight. Put marble over light. All the imperfections and bubbles in the glass become lit up, kind of like the galaxy marble-thing from "Men in Black." i*f*u*n*n*y had an ongoing theme of these posts.

"Silflay hraka, u embleer rah."

I too was disappointing to find out the Rancor Beast did not live up to expectations. All this time, I thought it was this huge living monster; but it turns out it is just an itty bitty living monster.

Human gets up to go to the bathroom only to find the fish chanting "Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!"
Also, Darla, you are a monster for what you did to Chuckles. Why did you have to keep shaking the bag?

That is not always wrong. For instance: "What did you step on?" (Also, I noticed your first sentence uses passive language. I thought it was clever.)