The Cage does not possess infinite money. With infinite money one could buy anything for sale at whatever price it was offered at. For instance, a person sells a paper clip for ten million dollars, and the infinite mass of money immediately capitulates to that price. Thus everyone has access to so much money, which they obtain from selling grossly-overpriced products to the individual in possession of infinite money, that rapid inflation occurs and money becomes so common that it no longer has any value. A person with infinite money could break the very concept of money. He/She could also create an infinitely large black hole.

Your school allows dogs to roam about the campus? Such negligence. Wow.

Upon seeing his collection of rare and valuable cars now painted in flamboyant pink, the man fell to his knees and cradled his head. After holding that position for several minutes he whispered to himself "this is perfect."

Good thing this was NSFW. My boss would have flipped shit if I spoiled Naruto for her.

But you just told me I am a beautiful girl, and that I do not need to change myself, and that I should ignore and even separate myself from those who would say otherwise. And then you tell me to apply cosmetics, presumably to augment my appearance. Is that not cognitive dissonance?!

You think the Mongol army spared those who burst into tears?! No, this is fucking war! Now I am going to continue pelting you with snowballs and you can either defend yourself with your tears, or you can defend yourself with retaliation.

Well at least some of these people have an affinity for science. I mean, wizards have access to a seemingly infinite energy source along with the ability to warp the concepts of time and space. But do you see them having the largest space race of all human history, or using magic to unravel the secrets of the atom, or even combating the effects of global warming? No, they make dungbombs and extendable ears and hats that make your entire head go invisible. (Yes, I am criticizing a fictional civilization for its lack of involvement in the betterment of our society. )

But I don't understand why the pedophile's face is blurred out.

Simba . . . Simba . . . Simba . . . You think this is a a mothfucking game?

And then store it away snugly into your closest that you may retrieve it for the next winter.

Slap myself? No. Make me.