Nubs! 49 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
NOT IF I MURDER YOU FIRST AND BLAME IT ON PEBBLE! (SORRY, PEBS, BUT I AIN'T GOING BACK FOR MURDER, NO WAY, NO HOW, AND YOU'RE A LIKELY SUSPECT, BEING FRIENEMIES AND ALL.)
Calm down there, satan 19 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
~^_^~ Thanks, friends. I can admit that I am not, nor will I ever be, beautiful by society's standards, but I like myself, so it's okay.
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Military sign language 21 comments
Pretending to be offline 5 comments
Military sign language 21 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I am, nolongeranon. (Good luck getting in my purse. I don't carry one. ;P)
*touches her nose* Indeed, pebble.
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*touches her nose* Indeed, pebble.
Calm down there, satan 19 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I lack conventional standards of beauty, therefore I am, by necessity, clever. Plus he totally deserved it. Bitch took my car to his GF's overnight and I missed two fucking days of work.
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The lean pockets thief 12 comments
Military sign language 21 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
They forgot one though: *ducks down quickly* SHIT, THE CAPTAIN'S COMING!
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Military sign language 21 comments
That's bitter 17 comments
It's very simple when you think about it 90 comments
Well that escalated quickly 9 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I wonder if things like this have caused him to begin to regret that decision yet...
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Aren't you done already? 6 comments
It's very simple when you think about it 90 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
In my experience, sadly those do not register together as conflicting ideas.
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Well this was quite the realization 3 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
This was also the reason behind the storm troopers' clothing. The white armor on top signifies they're trying to look like the good guys, but underneath they have black clothing because they're really the bad guys.
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Puberty done right 13 comments
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The lean pockets thief 12 comments
The lean pockets thief 12 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
They're just gonna find a dead cobra then. Freaky, to be sure, but not as off-putting as, say, injecting dog shit into the hot pocket.
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Nubs! 49 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I LOVE HOW POLITE EVERYONE IS EVEN WHEN WE'RE ALL YELLING! YOU DON'T SEE THIS KIND OF THING IN REAL LIFE!
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The statistics have spoken 7 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I'd ask who the hell they're letting pack that fourth parachute and why haven't they been fired yet?
