This pretty much sums it up 14 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
From in-fucking-side. That's not Caesarian, that's Aliens.
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Rekket 35 comments
Paper airplane flying on thermal made by stove 16 comments
I like pretending 6 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Yeah, but it would be nice if those people would be more upfront about it so I didn't have to wonder who it was.
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Pass it on 7 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I'm sorry, but Jesus said to love they neighbor as thyself and I find it sad that pretentious Christians have made that into something it isn't.
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Giving drivers an extra lane during rush hour 15 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
They have something like this in Hawaii, but without the eating/pooping machine. It's just a lane that they can divert traffic into whichever direction they want with gates and shit.
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Internet gold - p5 14 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
The waitress one, though. SMH. Girl, I get where you're coming from, but what the fuck is wrong with you posting that shit online and thinking you won't get your ass fired?
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The cutest little threat 15 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Yeah, I... I totally believe it. *edges away while not taking her eyes off of it*
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Paper airplane flying on thermal made by stove 16 comments
That's the douchebagest thing I can imagine 15 comments
Paper airplane flying on thermal made by stove 16 comments
Rekket 35 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Sure. I'll get the gauze, butterfly bandages, splints, knuckle braces, antiseptic, and alcohol. I hope your future career aspirations didn't include your hands because you're gonna have stumps left by the time you're done.
You messed with the wrong crab 7 comments
Rekket 35 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Until I really got to know the guy, I could never trust the first. Too many assholes being jerks with fake compliments.
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Loki interview prank 13 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Yeah, I don't either. I didn't even watch the whole thing, just skipped to the end from about halfway through. A little bit is funny, but they turn into assholes pretty quickly and then it just drags on and on.
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It seemed like a logical precaution to me 16 comments