Made of matchsticks 11 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
That awkward moment when lighting a fire indoors remodels the entire room by *adding* walls.
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Strangest student name 18 comments
Best father ever 11 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Second youngest. They were all out of fucks to give and money to spend by the time I got there.
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UNLEASHING THE NOPE. 16 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
WAIT. GUYS? WHATEVER I DID, I'M SORRY. I DIDNT MEAN IT. PLEASE LET ME OUT OF THE PIT OF DOOM? ... GUYS?
Random facts 6 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
They've known that since... I think the French Revolution, but possibly not. I know it was in France at any rate. There was a scientist who was curious, so he got permission to test his theory on people who were decapitated by guillotine by calling their names to see how long they would respond post-decapitation.
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This will brighten your day 9 comments
Just became part of Tumblr, and this is now me 15 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Come back into the dark, little shadow. The world of light is no longer your own.
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Awesome game 20 comments
Awesome game 20 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
It is. :D And for those not in the know, it's kind of fun to watch it all go down.
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Whenever a funsuber talks about their "girlfriend" 73 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Everyone else *has* let it go. It's time for you to take your own advice, humpday.
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What?! 21 comments
Bedtime with the Lord of the Underworld 8 comments
Fallen to the communists 9 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Ahahaha SO MANY.
Aunt Flo dropped off a gift/is visiting.
Crimson Horror/Tide/Flood
Shark Week
Hell Week
It's Carrie's Prom night all week.
Niagra Fuck
Southern Sabbatical
Red Fox Raid
Red Tide
I woke up on a Japanese Flag.
Blow Job Blowout Sale/Back Door Bonanza (for those into that sort of thing)
Fire sale at the baby store
My personal favorite is Dutch (I think) and translates to "There are communists in the funhouse".
I know I'm missing some... Ladies?
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Aunt Flo dropped off a gift/is visiting.
Crimson Horror/Tide/Flood
Shark Week
Hell Week
It's Carrie's Prom night all week.
Niagra Fuck
Southern Sabbatical
Red Fox Raid
Red Tide
I woke up on a Japanese Flag.
Blow Job Blowout Sale/Back Door Bonanza (for those into that sort of thing)
Fire sale at the baby store
My personal favorite is Dutch (I think) and translates to "There are communists in the funhouse".
I know I'm missing some... Ladies?
Totally from the wrong movie... 9 comments
Introspective bunny 27 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Getting a hare cut. That straight-eared bitch in the park has called his momma a slut for the last time.
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When Tumblr won't load 5 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
You're much more calm than me. I've had people ask if I just learned of a loved one's death. Joke's on them. I DON'T HAVE LOVED ONES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*
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S*xy horse! 23 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
1. I did, actually, because what the fuck is wrong with tranny Loki?
2. You totally missed the point of my joke.
3. Did you then downvote me? I don't actually care because one thumb does not a star take, but I have a word of the day for you if you did: "hypocrisy".
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2. You totally missed the point of my joke.
3. Did you then downvote me? I don't actually care because one thumb does not a star take, but I have a word of the day for you if you did: "hypocrisy".
Is Pokemon remotely Innocent Anymore? 37 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Sorry, Navy, *I* am not technically on the internet, just the avatar I have created. *pets* You'll have to find yourself some big-tittied porn and pretend it's me or something.
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It's all about perspective 7 comments
