As it happens, I like you too! :D

Dora: Good job, funsubstance! We figured it out!

He totally started it too with the stalking and the sneaking into my bathroom and all.

And Odin was using his grandson for a mount! That's some real A+ parenting right there.

Worst? Bitch have you SEEN Lady LOKI?

Yeah, because ALL heterosexual couples have kids and raise them perfectly and gay people can't adopt (some of the MANY foster system) kids or use IVF to conceive so... No. No possible way they could "contribute" to society.
They also can't volunteer at homeless shelters or teach in elementary schools or serve as police officers or firemen. No city councillors here!
Gosh, you're RIGHT. NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR THEM TO BE A BENEFIT TO THEIR COMMUNITIES. What a perfectly REASONABLE excuse to deny them the same rights as all those super useful heterosexual couples who never *ever* commit crimes or act like jerks to their neighbors or evade fucking taxes.
I'm not saying that all gay couples are perfect citizens, but if hetero shit smelled like roses we wouldn't bury it in the ground and wait for it to rot, you feel me?

Honey, you do know the longer you argue this the more you make it sound like you signed up for two accounts, right?

That chick who LOVES to see things burn. Total pyro.

Unless they told the cops she was crazy—or, say, on drugs?—and they have no idea why she came to them. Or, more likely, the parents were so grateful they got their kid back they didn't report who it was? Doesn't say the cops got involved anywhere, just that the parents told the girl she has to choose rehab or getting kicked out.

They're all too busy trying to check their work first?

THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT.

My phone autocorrected "Kardashian" to "useless" once.

None. *shudder*

If it exists on the Internet, there is porn of it.

On the internet, no one knows you teach elementary school. NO ONE.

Did you just.