Birth Control 7 comments
weatherxveins
· 9 years ago
As a woman, I can confirm that this is exactly what happens every time I have sex. Luckily I have a strong umbrella.
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dammit kronos 2 comments
weatherxveins
· 9 years ago
so you're saying that if I eat my children, the calories count? blast.
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Forever alone or third wheel? 7 comments
weatherxveins
· 9 years ago
There's one of those "forever alone" ones at the pizza place by me. Me and my boyfriend always sit in it..people tend to give us weird looks.
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Moon Moon in the drain 5 comments
Twins 10 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
my two brothers are in the same grade (one is adopted, they're the same age) and went to different schools to avoid the "oh you're so-and-so's brother" thing, which i imagine would be worse with twins. there's value to establishing yourself independently.
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Kill it with fire... 19 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
One of my friends joked about installing an ID scanner next to his bed..
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People nowadays 18 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
(Just to clarify, I'm not the guest who posted the original comment, I just remembered seeing that it was fake.)
People nowadays 18 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
Yeah, considering it's several years later and almost no one knows it was them, I don't think it worked too well.
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People nowadays 18 comments
Am I a hater or is he really a douche 12 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
i actually wrote a paper diagnosing him with Narcissistic Personality Disorder for a class last semester..
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Fun Fact! 17 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
this seems awfully low..but then again i work in the legal system and see murderers on a weekly basis so maybe my judgment is skewed on this one...
Things people say when they hit a blunt 33 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
there's a hidden button/lever thing on the outside of the bus that the bus driver opens with a key. on the buses we use at my job, anyway.
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Cheeeeese 26 comments
weatherxveins
· 10 years ago
i was picturing the heavy breathing cat before i got past the first picture and got unreasonably excited when i saw that was the last one.
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I think we can all relate to this 21 comments