I mostly use the random button and occasionally use popular

How about Qs10

Looks like a CATegory mew storm

Fall down every staircase you come across. Become an acrobatic and stick the landing like a boss every time. Become amazingly popular

And then there's me, no money or energy, just a vast amount of time that I can't do anything in.

Reread fanfiction

Eat your heart out, mimes

DADADADADADADADA

I actually had a real one of these as a kid. It was so cool

Here's another:
After eating half his slice of pie, he was told it was mint oreo, not apple

You could live without living for the rest of your life

When the teacher blames you for something the whole class did

Ashmethilanitonstki

It's more like CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANANANNANAANNANANNANAA and advisers vow to bobobobobobobobobotobotobototobotototototobotototo

I'm not even mad. Free cake.