We recently got an Alexa at work in our operation room to play music etc. One day when cleaning that shitty thing turned on by itself and started playing Rammstein. My coworker and I were in another room quite far away from it. I was so happy I wasn't alone in the building that time or else I would have bolted straight out of there and fucked the cleaning

Probably just searching a safe place to land. I've once walked in the forest near an open spot while it had snowed the night before. An helikopter flew over and engulfed me and my dogs in the snow that had been resting on the trees

I do. Do you?

I'll ask my gynaecologist while I'm there next time. Though I'm not sure wether he wears a ring or not

I thought of a border collie since that was the breed I grew up with. But I'm pretty sure our cairn terrier would do this too if she would have been afraid of the vacuum cleaner since she does sit in between of men and me eventhough she's afraid of men

The ringfinger, pinky, and thumb usually poke your skin on the outside in the examination

I love driving stick. It's also quite regular here in Europe especially as a starter automatics tend to be a bit more expensive and rare. I love being in control over how fast my car responds and when he does. Eventhough I can appreciate the laziness in an automatic car

It's not a far jump from bear sex to pterodactyl foursome

Bots are becoming self aware

He wanted to say Amazing

Probably the beginning of some sort of game where you can customize your character after this guy asked you shit

Which means you liked it and then unliked it

Americans

Bots don't give a shit about reposts