Vitalstatistix

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Use? The? Table? 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You could place the drinks on the floor and suck them up via a flexible tube …
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Hitler without moustache 28 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You couldn't be farther from the truth. :-)
A Kaiser-Wilhelm-style mustache was widespread in Germany throughout the imperial era, but when the emperor fled the country immediately before the armistice on 11 November 1918, a lot of those previously in favour of monarchy demonstrated their dissatisfaction by shaving off the tips of their mustache. Thus, in old photos you'll see several prominent Germans with a Führer-style mustache.
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Hitler without moustache 28 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Isn't anybody curious to know why this shape of mustache became so popular in Germany after WW1? (I happen to know!)
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Hitler without moustache 28 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Well, formally Hitler *was* a politician.
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don't touch me! I am a shy plant... 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"In Méjico wa have a bird we call a pájaro."
How big bird in sesame street works 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
He's saving his right arm for when he comes home.
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How big bird in sesame street works 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Why do (male) puppet masters invariably have a beard?
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Hitler without moustache 28 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Could be any U.S. congressman now.
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Jesus f*cking Christ ! 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Which country is that? North Korea?
The perfect bedroom 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
A Tyrannosaurus Rex could poke its head right through the window.
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O....Ok 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Blind, Jewish dog begging?
The Moral Of The Story 24 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Perhaps it would be nice for the world economy to slow a bit down.
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Don't judge the minority 51 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Could it be that the Westboro loonies are the ones that do in fact interpret the Bible correctly?
I couldn't care less 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Name's Jímenez – Jesús Jímenez.
Why you don't shine laser pointers at aircrafts 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Teenage nogoodniks! :-)
We all know that guy 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Name's Jímenez – Jesús Jímenez. :-)
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When she's not in the mood 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"All poonani must be nationalized!" – V.I. Lenin
To the bus drivers complaining about the pilots higher salary, because 23 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… and their passengers harrassing and vandalizing to compensate for the miserable lives they live.
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Dutch graffito 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
P.B. Shelley – meet your overlord. :-)
Just saying 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Dogs were domisticated for that particular reason – they won't stop till you're clean. :-)
Well played Conan, well played 1 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The dreaded one-eyed trouser snake.
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To the bus drivers complaining about the pilots higher salary, because 23 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Also, airline pilots aren't confronted with angry inner-city youth all the time.
Blue flesh fish 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Blue fishes go to the Blue Oyster Bar.
He's the best 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Don't worry – be happy!"
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