Vitalstatistix

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Night time in North Korea, as seen from space 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Yup. The entire strip of no-man's-land is probably flooded in limelight throughout the night to catch anybody trying to escape this paradise on earth.
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Night time in North Korea, as seen from space 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The only patches of light are illuminated oversize portraits of The Great Leader, his father and his grandfather (still nominally head of state).
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Brotherly love 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Even better: Smear ѕhіt on some of his favourite things.
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Random bland facts 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
LIES — LIES — LIES — LIES — LIES
Political views 18 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
So you're through with religion?
Dudley, West Midlands, England 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
No, you said it so it cannot be taken back. :-)
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The things one would do to get in a lane 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Exactly my thoughts.
Silly human you cannot contain me 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Run, Willy, run!
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Objection! 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Part of cronyism.
The things one would do to get in a lane 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Don't Chinese motorists have to pass some sort of test before getting behind the wheel?
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So glad I never had a co-ed bathroom at university 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
How do you manage going about – if you do? Always less than 15 minutes from your street door?
Blueberries magic 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Soylent Green …
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The best thing about living in Switzerland 1 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
In 2005 when the entire Muslim world was mad at Denmark for no apparent reason, angry demonstrators attempted to torch a Swiss consulate – after burning down a Norwegian embassy.
Diabetes misunderstanding 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
At least he didn't inject himself with orange juice.
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Ah New Zealand, covering the big stories 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Well, penguins make up a huge percentage of the NZ population.
No one actually listens 1 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The concept of hell was only introduced in the New Testament. Just saying …
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What really grinds my gears 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
What really grinds my gears is loud music commercials starting without notice, the stop button to be found nowhere.
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Post vacation wardrobe 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
No male would do that and risk having his ManCard revoked.
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Getting a b*ner at the wrong time 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The doors were dented …
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Why Eminem is an objectively good lyricist, even if you aren't a fan of his music. 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Masculine – feminine. This distinction should get quite a few militant feminists on the barricades.
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Cows gonna cow 18 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"But … but they taste so delicious." – Homer J. Simpson
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Darkest material ever made by men- vantablack 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Congrats! Your last name wouldn't be any chance be Brockman, would it? :-)
Go get the belt! 27 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Staring at my sandals … that's a paddling!"
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I didn't know jurassic park was open for business again 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Let's hold it there till it evolves into a T Rex.
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