Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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My people need me! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Did he pour nitromethane in the tank?
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Darkest material ever made by men- vantablack 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
(This is to say that Arnie Pye would most likely welcome this new material, at least metaphorically.)
Darkest material ever made by men- vantablack 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' SOULS? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!!" – Arnie Pye
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Well I don't mean to brag but 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Long and hard and full of seamen … wait, that's my submarine.
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Most read books in the world...What's your favorite? 40 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I don't see Peter W. Atkins "Physical Chemistry" on that bookshelf.
Lets watch the f*cking language FS 23 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
All the piccadillies on FunSubstance must have been near a heart attack from reading so many swearwords within such a short timeframe.
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As a healthcare worker you should know better 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
♪ ♫ I believe I can fly ♪ ♫
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Calvin and Hobbes...It's Beautiful 80 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Longer than the Unabomber Manifesto …
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Peeing at a urinal when. . 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Only for a while?
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The struggle is real 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
How about a No Underwear Day for males?
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I hate him too! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Korean shopkeeper?
Stupid people get old too! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Not at any appreciable rate, though.
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Peeing at a urinal when. . 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The reasons would be different, though.
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Kids birthday party idea, kids decorate their cars then 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Playing "the great big world wide traffic jam".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKxYGvec2mg
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I dont know what they expected 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Maybe they found WMD …
This Can't Be A Good Sign 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Please don't take this as an insult, but you may have an under-developed "face-recognition module" in your brain. Do you experience difficulty recognizing people in your daily life?
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Jellyfish that can reverse aging 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The International Highline Meeting 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
And when anything goes wrong, the taxpayers have to pay millions and millions for their rescue, treatment and disability pension.
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Trilby vs. Fedora 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Headgear of choice for douchebags since 1902.
Awkward 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I've heard of that ritual in British boarding schools. Did you try playing "freckles", too?
Midnight snacks 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Do we have any empirical evidence? Did anybody sit in there watching the lightbulb actually going off and then on?
What i think everytime someone complains of 'friendzoning' 22 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Once my party gains power all pussy will be nationalized!
Canada 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Having a big-enough реnіѕ, I don't need a gun in my home.
Germany is always doing it right 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Already moved there! Best beer in the world! So happy! Only downside so far is TV shows and movies dubbed in German.
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