Vitalstatistix

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I'm 17 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Three 6-year-olds count as one 18-year-old. :-)
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How zoologists weigh tiny birds 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
That's about 30 grams. You want more?
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This is the most contradictory exercise equipment I've ever seen 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
To most Americans the very idea of moving about using your muscles is somehow ridiculous. Being at a gym exercizing for no reason other than not dying from cardio-vascular diseases is somehow acceptable. Here we see those two opposite viewpoints reconciled.
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Awkward 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Perhaps a little gooey by now?
Midnight snacks 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Does anyone in this forum know for sure if the lightbulb actually turns off when the door is shut?
Please no … 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I'm not sure if the picture was doctored.
Better to be in prison 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I do, and a lot of other things are free, too. But still they're crazy I have Norwegian friends and colleagues, I should add. :-)
Two diffrent ways 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Perhaps they trade places now and then?
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Better to be in prison 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Norwegians are crazy.
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Happiness 90 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Not likely at all with an average age of 67 years.
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She became cuter in one year 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
We finally found Maddie McCann!
Illegal 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Are you sure this actually happened? We all daydream of getting back at others but luckily most such plans are never executed.
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Everybody isn't Benedict Cumberbatch in Britain 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
At least they didn't pull down his pants …
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This Can't Be A Good Sign 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… implying that all vegetarians are evil. :-)
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Security checks at airports these days 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The ones always travelling with far too much carry-on baggage? :-)
No feeding! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Goatie for president!
This duck is having an identity crisis 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It probably was adopted as young.
Security checks at airports these days 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Straight from the shower.
"Why tha- oh." 2 comments
Maize 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Doesn't she always? That's what's so charming about her character.
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Maize 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Amaizing.
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So That's Why They Taste So Good 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"The smell of failure"
This Can't Be A Good Sign 25 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
As a matter of fact, the Führer was a vegetarian.
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Can I speak to a manager? 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Exactly. I don't know if it's true but these people allegedly share certain OCD traits which may to some extent express themselves in their way of dressing, choice of hairstyle etc.
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You Wouldn't Miss A Scene In This Cinema 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Did a patron ever ѕhіt on the screen? This seems to be what people invariably do in toilets in motorway rest areas.