Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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How could we forget his look? 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
My soulmate!
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Koala stealing Milk 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Probably gang related …
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Public employees work 37 hours but their lunch break (formally 29 minutes) isn't counted as a break, so they only have to be in the office 37 hours per week. Industry employees work longer hours than that.
How "33" came into the equation I seriously don't know.
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Day vs. Night from space 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
"Night and day are social constructs." – Edmund Bretton-Woods
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Not just Europe … the entire world!
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
… and healthcare in the bottom half of that in the Western world.
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Happy Denmark 49 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
On top of that add the world's highest taxes and the highest consumer prices in the European Union. Also add the highest youth alcohol consumption in the European Union and one of the highest suicide rates in the world.
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I can only dream of being half as cool as this 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Did you know that Jebus rode a velociraptor into Jerusalem?
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A wonderful shot for a woman reading a book for her blind husband 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Blind? The guy is a commercial pilot!
They will be missed 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
… with fire!!!
Just a random fact 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
@shadowstorm197 Where do you get your information? The Christian Monitor or USA Today?
Five fingers, no thumb 35 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
"Did you try turning it off and on again?"
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Just a random fact 26 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Those 120 millions would include all those killed by Stalin during his entire reign. "Bullshit" to put it differently.
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You can't spell fun without Un 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Never point directly at the portrait of Uncle Jim.
Never allow your head to be higher than the portrait of Uncle Jim.
Never turn your back to the portrait of Uncle Jim.
Speak in quiet, reverent tones when in front of the portrait of Uncle Jim.
Do not look directly at the portrait of Uncle Jim.
Honor Uncle Jim in all your deeds and thoughts throughout the day.
She does 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Two words: Connie Carter.
Some people treat it like it's a g*dd*mn holiday. 39 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It's not even a real sport.
Being cool in the old days 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Not necessarily. Back then camping suits were hot – even exactly matching designs for couples to wear when shopping groceries on Saturdays.
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Being cool in the old days 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
The license plate is Danish. The guy was probably a hot shot back then.
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I never noticed before 30 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
What about "January"?
Coolest looking hammock stand I've ever seen 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
That's when the Viking funeral will commence. Fire!!!
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What separates two countries 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
It actually is like that – combined with the picture supplied by ewqua.
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Coolest looking hammock stand I've ever seen 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Now prepare for a genuine Viking funeral!
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Best thing on a public toilet 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Did you ever try peeing in one?
Weirdest misheard lyrics of all time 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 9 years ago
Downright boring!