Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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Shit just goat serious 28 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Try your nearest WalMart.
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The stuff you see in the military 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I crap on the seat if I have to. Fact!
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Unfortunate passport photo 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
In the E.U. you're not allowed to have any kind of statements on your shirt.
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Could you please enlighten me 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Neil Sedaca – totally forgot about him. May I take it that you're an Andy Williams fan? :-)
The worst nightmare of every engineering student 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It is, indeed, the same way the natural logarithm is natural. :-)
The two trigonometric functions cosine and sine can be defined in a pure analytical sense as the solutions to the differential equation d²y/dx² = -y through the line elements (0,1;0) and (0,0;1), respectively. The unit automatically becomes radians.
Interesting facts about some countries 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Wrong, oh so wrong.
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Interesting facts about some countries 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Tell me honestly: Which drugs did you take before writing this?
Fountain of youth.. 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I for one would totally [censored].
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Could you please enlighten me 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I hate those young people with their jazz records and fancy broad-brimmed hats. :-|
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How and why? 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
This was the inspiration for ABBA's monster hit "Ring Ring".
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The worst nightmare of every engineering student 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Well, radians is the natural angle measure.
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WTF happened Sweeden 20 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Sweden is turning into a Middle-Eastern country these years.
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DO NOT ring my doorbell!!! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Why not just deinstall the doorbell?
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Chocolate is made of this... Just in case you were wondering 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Mmm … chocolate.
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The stupidity 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Me in middle school? Well, no.
b*tch got served 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Denmark recently witnessed a similar episode. In that case the authorities only "punished" the girl with community service, even though the three falsely accused boys had served more than one year in prison.
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The stupidity 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
That kind of lock can be picked with a dinner knife or a screwdriver.
The ultimate good guy in my book 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You're obviously brainwashed. Have you considered getting professional help?
That could be awfull 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Like our lord Satan emptied his bowels … molten sulphur and stuff.
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When rappers don't know what they're talking about 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Ninety percent of all bonobos display more developed cognitive skills Kanye West.
Italian circus painted chow chow puppies and called them pandas 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Half panda, half dog, half pig …" – Al Gore
Weird thoughts 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… and probably still does from time to time. ☺
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X-Ray of a Stingray 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… the exact same one that finally brought Steve Irwin to justice.
I'm Being Serious 19 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Because they're born adult. Just like Christopher Walken:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Christopher_Walken