How about NO 11 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
ISIS warrior???
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I think not 3 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
He was born on 10 March 1940, exactly two months prior to the German attack on Holland, Belgium and France. Coincidence? I think not …
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So NASA wants to make a floating city on Venus 13 comments
So NASA wants to make a floating city on Venus 13 comments
How to Hipster 18 comments
The person behind Big Bang Theory 15 comments
And I can receive WiFi signal there. 5 comments
The Interview 11 comments
History of the bluetooth logo 6 comments
Tick Tock 23 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
Please make a version valid for the 9-year-olds, seemingly outnumbering any other age group on FunSubstance.
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Translation guide 42 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
You can't do that without angering the dreaded feminazis: The word contains both "male" and "man", so that's out of question.
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Something every parent should remember 4 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
What does the Arabic text say? Something about decapitating infidels in huge numbers?
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Mom visits Dad in the hospital 4 comments
The next time someone asks me this question! 4 comments
Lights out 12 comments
vitalstatistix
· 10 years ago
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'
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His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'
My philosophy for life 4 comments