Vitalstatistix

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How about NO 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
ISIS warrior???
I think not 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
He was born on 10 March 1940, exactly two months prior to the German attack on Holland, Belgium and France. Coincidence? I think not …
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So NASA wants to make a floating city on Venus 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Doesn't happen if you land at night …
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So NASA wants to make a floating city on Venus 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Why not on the surface of the Sun?
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How to Hipster 18 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Well, it's a slightly rephrased quote from The Simpsons.
It has finally happened... Kinda 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Private Parts here.
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The person behind Big Bang Theory 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Which one is Walter H. White?
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How to Hipster 18 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
DIE
HIPSTER
DIE
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And I can receive WiFi signal there. 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It could be a portal to another dimension.
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The Interview 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
North Korea a dictatorship? That's slander! :-)
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The Interview 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Morgan and Martin Freeman???
History of the bluetooth logo 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
He was king of England, too.
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Tick Tock 23 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Please make a version valid for the 9-year-olds, seemingly outnumbering any other age group on FunSubstance.
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Very effective when your hair is tangled or when you're fighting someone 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"That's not a knife. That's a knife."
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Translation guide 42 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You can't do that without angering the dreaded feminazis: The word contains both "male" and "man", so that's out of question.
Something every parent should remember 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
What does the Arabic text say? Something about decapitating infidels in huge numbers?
Mom visits Dad in the hospital 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Three words: Shoes. In. Bed.
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Map 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Right through ISIS-controlled area …
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The next time someone asks me this question! 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You need beer … lots and lots of beer … and bacon.
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Lights out 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese.'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the copilot, '....why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why !'
'No, no,' the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence.
'I no rike Jews either!' the copilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic.'
'What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.'
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I don't think he knows what Rihanna looks like 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Morgan Freeman?
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She told me her secret 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It's just her purse.
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Playstation tribute 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The Bearded Lady …
That musician that I used to know 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Goatse?
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