Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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The life of a white raven sucks 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Black-on-white crime. :-|
Surfing FunSubstance on the bus 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
That explains all the 9-year-olds.
Hiding your lunch from men 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You're not safe from pervs, though.
You think your job is stressful? 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Wanna know how to get a 25 cm long penis?








Simply bend it in the middle. :-)
When you are drunk and trying to sleep 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Quote from The Simpsons.
Clever wedding guestbook 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… and on his shirt.
Clever wedding guestbook 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I would wear latex gloves.
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That's pretty accurate 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It's a drive-in café.
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You think your job is stressful? 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"And now add another kitten here and here. Get it?"
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Anarchy in germany 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
So was wird nie passieren.
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Playstation tribute 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
What is that – Monopoly money?
Think you guys might like this 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
DIE
HIPSTER
DIE
Meet Society 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
She could at least have shaved for the occasion.
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It was dark out 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Approved by the Kansas School Board.
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Determination. 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Darwinian selection at its finest.
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he just keeps getting better. 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
He was good in the Lethal Weapon trilogy, together with Mel Gibson.
· Edited 10 years ago
It wasn't you. 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
How about tube socks then? Or socks in sandals?
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I pity the mailman 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
¡Gracias!
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It wasn't you. 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
No, just that the guy is actually wearing two socks coming from the same original pair.
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Solar the world 29 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Perhaps, but would you want på pit critical infrastructure in failed states?
I made a big mistake 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Who's that Todd character?
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Ever seen a subway go uphill? 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You're echoing something that I said two days ago.
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Solar the world 29 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You probably wouldn't want to put any critical infrastructure in that exact part of the world.
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I pity the mailman 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… maybe even get a brewski.
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