Vitalstatistix

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It wasn't you. 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
What if the guy's socks match?
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I pity the mailman 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Imagine coming home from a party in the middle of the night. I'd end up sleeping along the way.
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Cows gonna cow 18 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
How did they eventually set you free?
Catholic school 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
665 is the fax number of the Beast.
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Soccer player starter pack 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Vokuhila? Also still widespread among ethnic Swedes.
Googled "hamster in a sweater".was no t dissapointed 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Lemmiwinks is a heroic hamster.
Soccer player starter pack 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Funny, how black Adidas is the apparel of choice for people on the bottom of society – in Germany.
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X-ray of hammerhead shark head 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Doesn't matter. Had sex."
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This thought unsettles me 27 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
On a related note: After losing both his parents in a car bombing, Dr. Evil was adopted by Belgians and raised to be evil.
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Aerial view of a tire scrapyard 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The famous Springfield Tire Fire.
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X-ray of hammerhead shark head 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Was it cured? And what was the diagnosis?
This is for the LGBT community... 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Tell her to go and make an LGBT sandwich.
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Plowed road in Norway 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Here is a similar thing from Russia – only hand-built:
http://englishrussia.com/2014/12/11/soldier-should-always-has-things-to-do/
When you are drunk and trying to sleep 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Magnets … always the magnets." – Edna Krababbel
How lovely 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Perhaps a real-world wedding set as a scene from Shrek.
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Ever seen a subway go uphill? 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Ditto!
This man is a legend 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You must be a medical doctor. :-)
Just Danish problems 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Not the taxation record, my dear unknown friend. In that respect Denmark leads against the nearest competitor by three entire percentage-points.
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Ever seen a subway go uphill? 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
¡Funicular!
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This is how effective oysters are at filtering water 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
So we shouldn't eat them. (Not that I ever would.)
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Just Danish problems 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Welcome to Denmark – boasting the world's highest taxes and the biggest and most ineffective public sector in the Western world.
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This man is a legend 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Also, one of his butt cheeks was paralyzed. And part of his frontal cortex. And …
Would I lie to you? 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Not to mention Schneider … or Maisel. Mmm …