Vitalstatistix

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How many Germans … 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You *vill* laff … it's an order!
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Would I lie to you? 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Mmm … Paulaner.
Spoiler alert 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Spoiler alerts" are supposed to be hidden. :-)
Is it great because it's white?! *Proceeds to loot stores* 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I'm not Dutch, but it's pronounced more like /ay/ in English "bay". The history of all languages is full of such misunderstandings and garbled loan words.
Also. a lot of whalers in the 17th century were Dutch, and they may have been the ones first describing this giant shark.
· Edited 10 years ago
me too kid 13 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I want Berlin's new airport to open for business.
Is it great because it's white?! *Proceeds to loot stores* 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
As for the "white" rhinoceros, it might be a misinterpretation of Dutch "wijd" meaning "wide[-mouthed]".
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Scott Neeson steps up the fight 15 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Bastian Schweinsteiger???
Never understood how do hearts works... Now I do 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
F I R E W O R K S ! ! !
10/10 would break internet 11 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Who is he?
Not bad indeed 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Who's your favourite character?
Leo says No 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Leonardo DiCaprio for one deserves an Oscar!" – Richard M. Nixon
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Pope Francis 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Now he just needs to dissolve his church and distribute its accumulated wealth among the world's poor. And then he should apologize on behalf of his church for all the suffering it has visited upon this world for nearly two millennia.
Not bad indeed 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Constantly thinking about something doesn't count as 19 times a day.
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Good Vibrations 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Naughty naughty. :-)
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Last meal ruined 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Pepsi. Is. Best." – Richard M. Nixon
Best idea if you go on a trip 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Some tourists seem too busy documenting their trip to really enjoy the sights and the atmosphere. :-|
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Saw this on NASA's website 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
The robots … they're taking over the world!
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How to use tinder 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Majored in antarctic eskimology …
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I wonder what your blood flowing sounds 21 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Al Gore also invented the Internet that we've all heard so much about.
Lions aren't very good climbers but... 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"One small leap for lionkind …"
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Clever Business card 7 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… or sheep skin.
"At least they tried." 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It's the best they could do.
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Once in a lifetime 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It's a mosasaurus – run!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK7PZuiyJ7s
Never in my life 24 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It was a joke, indeed. Allegedly, back in the 1950s some little ole lady asked that question to a constructor whose crew was in the process of erecting a petrol station. :-)
Good gym rules 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
(-1 ) You do not talk about the gym.
( 0 ) You do not talk about the gym.
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