While at it: When building petrol stations, how do they know there's oil in the ground at that exact spot?

… printed on strips of human skin.

The one in the forefront is one ugly feline.

Send your snow to Africa!

Actually this loan was set up to re-finance another loan "agreed" to in the Versailles Treaty which became due at a time when Germany was nearly bankrupt.

On a related note: Did you know that Al Gore invented the decibel scale?

I for one would totally [censored] her.

Monorail car!!!

"We don't take kindly to defectors around here!"

"I fart in your general direction!"

Don't those people get dizzy after a while?

Are nuns allowed to do that, too?

How the h… does one become a "professional frisbee player"? Evening classes at community college?

Bad Santa!

"My special little guy!"

F***ing passive aggression. And you're allowed to vote?

Politician, investment banker or corporate CEO.

I know potted plants that are more intelligent than the dumbest human voters.

Older than the Internet …

Pervy seals! :-)