Vitalstatistix

vitalstatistix


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Humiliation 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
I think that to Westerners it is about kids playing the cello at age 2 or doing university mathematics at age 4. (Some cases appear fraudulent but that's another discussion.)
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God knows what you've done 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Why didn't the alleged god just move his house on his own?
Good news everyone! 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Hubert Farnsworth.
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MythBusters 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
This is stoopid on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin.
context is important 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Have I said anything to that effect?
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Map for the blind 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Did you try heating it with a lighter?
Tortured soul he is 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Dog-years or people-years?
Baby police car 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
"Put on a scarf. I don't want you to catch a cold."
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Siri knows maths 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Siri is stoopid as ѕhіt.
context is important 12 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
♪ ♫ Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too ♪ ♫
Sad or the saddest thing ever? 14 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Pining for the fjords …
The funniest Simpsons chalkboard! 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Indeed. It's the title of a 1970s movie featuring – surprise surprise – people dancing to disco beats.
The funniest Simpsons chalkboard! 9 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Now try making a 4-letter abbreviation out of that.
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It's funny cos it's true 8 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Not only in 'Murica. In Denmark, too.
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Arizona 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
What? Did Dr. Jon move away?
From pot to art 2 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
In a hospital gown?
Probably, only in switzerland 10 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
… and get shot by an angry store owner.
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Arizona 16 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Phoenix has one attraction that I've even visited myself: The Heart Attack Grill.
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Hipster at work 3 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Morgan Freeman – the early years.
Family fun! 6 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
We're all going to Hell (not the little Norwegian town …)
Looking up from under a microscope 4 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
So this is how microorganisms view humans?
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Cmon now 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
You're naughty – go to your room! :-)
(Besides that, a particular bivalvia species is informally called "Pimmelmuschel" in German.)
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The best punishment imaginable 5 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
It's called unofficial discount.
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Spring is dangerous in Canberra 17 comments
vitalstatistix · 10 years ago
Stop sitting in the wrong side of the car, it says.