What dog he stepped on an ant

Fuck what if I'm assaulted or raped?

Yes that's what it will require

That is an excellent question in fact it's one I can't answer

It's true a lot of tumblr is made of annoying social justice warriors

They made us though

And a mother

Lies it's hella cool

I'm saying that without them however bitchy they may be we would fail as a people

For umm science class

It's the CIA don't trust them!

Yeah she was being a bitch

Ugh fine I'm sorry I hate having to provide evidence for what I say it feels like everyone just thinks I'm a liar

So not going extinct

Actually statistics show a higher percentage of the population are redheads then ever before

Son of a....

Hey me too and I'm at the supposed high of hormonal urges

Thats his name

BOOM