Except for when it comes to having parents. He loses in that category.

3rd wheeling

If the river runs red take the dirt road instead.

Too soon

My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd be half way to China

Fence + hedge = henge

I watched this for ten minutes straight. No lie.

If only that worked in real life...

Apple! Lol!

That's okay, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway.

Some teas have more caffeine than coffee

Started from the bottom now we're here

LSIMHBIWFEFMTALOL! The alphabet song!

That is one big waffle cone

Getting conditioner in your eyes hurts more

Is it supposed to move? 'Cos nothing's happening.

What if Lincoln's facing forward and they're all facing backward?

Also if you break it in half and you see a little bit if white, it's not ready.

I would be a vegetarian, but there's only one problem, I love meat.

Fifty shades of blue

In the third pic the girl in the background, her face!

Harry Potter dog house

That song made my day