unicornfarts

unicornfarts


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Cheese addict 8 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Is it wrong that this is how I look at any and all desserts and/or anything unhealthy...
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Scariest story ever. 67 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
I have athsma and it was really acting up during when we had this test... I GOT DETENTION FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO GO MORE THAN 15 LAPS. I also got publicly humiliated in front of the whole school. That was the worst year of my life. I literally passed out because 1. It was way too hotin the gym and 2. My lungs couldn't handle all the stress (and neither could I)
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For those who choose internet over tv 5 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Why is this hilarious to me....
DID U SEE TIMMY'S FACE. HE'S JUST LIKE "Hey, kids! WANT SOME ICE CREEEEAAAMMMMM?!"
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Perfect row of hangers 16 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
OCD... OCD EVERYWHERE...
Perfect row of hangers 16 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
WHY IS THIS MAKING MY BRAIN HURT HELPPPPPP
This still baffles me a little 8 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
.... STAHP GIVIN' ME THESE MINDFUCKS JUST STAHP I CANT HANDLE IT.
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Valuable life lessons 4 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Wait a minute... you're supposed to care what other people think you look while you dance... huh. Weird. I NEVER GAVE TWO FUCKS WHAT PPL CARED ABOUT MAH DANCIN' SKILLLLLLSSSSSS
When 1D and Justin Bieber fans try to argue with me 12 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Once a boy at school said I had a crush on Justin Bieber... ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, HE GOT SLAPPED, PUNCHED, AND KICKED IN THE NUTS. :D
Would you push the button? 124 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Its actually pretty easy to mispronounce Andrea... if you say it in one of the ways it's actually a boy's name... ='( MY NAME IS A BOYS NAME THE SHAMEEEEEEEE
Would you push the button? 124 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
UMUNDAY
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Nice way to die. 12 comments
unicornfarts · 10 years ago
Am I the only one who is questioning how this conversation with a friend somehow got to: "What is the quickest and most painless way to die?"...
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