User undercover Banned
Die a virgin 19 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
you're like those annoying pricks who goes around screaming that theyre vegan and they do crossfit hahah. holy shit lmaoo
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Chevy salutes Prince 1 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
looks more like theyre using prince's death to advertize their car but hey i might just be really cynical
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Nobody would ever leave the bed ever 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
If any of you guys thought that the funsubstance mascot/logo thing was original, the thing on the top left is its inspiration.
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I thought these were cool. 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Yea this post was innocent but the tumblrization of this site is a real problem. I think that was what Man was fighting before he got banned 10 times lol. I guess the people here want tumblrization.
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90s texting 7 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
im just pointing out that this posted titled it '90s texting' while the picture was about the 80s. the poster is just stupid. and yes, up until around 2010, most kids did not have cellphones so paper was passed in the 00's as well.
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90s texting 7 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
it literally fucking says 80's in the fucking picture how the fuck did you think of saying fucking '90s texting' jesus are 90s kids also fucking illiterate what the fuck
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Apply cold water 26 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Would you be ok with just being another sign of wealth and power, just another object to show off to people? Would you like not being treated as a human being, with your words and opinions being laughed off as hilarious 'Oh look, the fleshlight can talk! How adorable! Puff out your chest and ass more, baby! Hahaahah!' Would you seriously be able to live with yourself? I mean, some people actually can, but are you one of those people?
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Apply cold water 26 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
I know it's easy, but it also leads to people thinking of you as a living fleshlight. Sure, it's easy to wear some skintight miniskirt with your ass peeking out. It's easy to seductively bend over to pick something up, in front of some rich guy. It's easy to ride the cock of some 80 year old oil baron. But deep down, do you really feel like a success? Would you be able to tell your children, or your childhood self, what you do, what you've relegated yourself to, proudly? Would you be able to look your elderly parents, who did their best to raise you, in the eye, and say: I just got a new boobjob because my owner-- i mean husband, started thinking that im no longer sexy enough. When you get old and wrinkly, will people remember your for your contributions to society, big or small, for your wit and humor, for your kindness towards others, or will they remember you as 'bikini girl #3' at some rich playboy's cruise party?
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Apply cold water 26 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
m8 if someone thinks they are a decoration, well, idk if they really CAN be much else
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We have to apologize 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
that's fine. remember im just saying that specific argument about nature is stupid, I'm not saying people can't be gay lmao.
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We have to apologize 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
But something being natural isn't good or bad. It's completely pointless. Humanity in and if itself is not natural. The 'it's natural' argument should not hold any weight regardless.
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We have to apologize 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Plus idk why people try justify homosexuality by saying it is found in nature. Like Idgaf if you're gay but that's a terrible way to support it. Cuz in nature, everyone rapes each other, parents eat weak babies, and more fucked up shit. So saying [x] happens in nature so it's natural and ok means those other things that happen are also justified.
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as Jensubtance was a thing, also its kinda kinky... 9 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Before I get hate for dissing one of the 'favored internet celebrities' I'll explain myself. So basically she's all supportive of plus size celebrities and hates Hollywood's negative view of anyone overweight. Ok cool, kinda weird esp since she calls herself plus size despite being nowhere close to fat, but whatever cool cause. Then suddenly she starts dissing Christian Bale for being fat after he gained weight for a role, saying he's 'Fatman not batman' and implying that he is kinda gross. Anyway, she's a hypocrite and an asshole.
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as Jensubtance was a thing, also its kinda kinky... 9 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
In real life she's actually incredibly douchey. That's probably why she's always getting choked out lmao.
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I'm so hyped for Suicide Squad 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Except Heath ledger didn't commit suicide, his overdose was accidental. Idk why people think that the joker role made him do insane; it just didn't.
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I'm so hyped for Suicide Squad 14 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Jesus what a giant load of bull. I predict the post'll get 400-800 likes today.
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I'm so hyped for Suicide Squad 14 comments
Here, have some vitamin L (should I start posting this daily?) 30 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
That's an extremely broad thing tho. That still doesn't make this story any more believable.
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That is pretty dark... 31 comments
undercover
· 8 years ago
Seriously. I could tell people here that bleach tasted good, and the userbase would suddenly half.
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