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I'll toast to this 12 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
That made me laugh more than I am proud to say.
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I can't even draw a perfect stickman 6 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Or in Friends where everyone thought Chandler always wore glasses.
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"she is mine now, hooman.. go away!" 2 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Can she be mine?
Oof! 20 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Why would you print a currency value on gold?
Doesn't that lower the coin value? Or is it just for shits and giggles?
See,we are well educated. Take note,foreigners 2 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
That hit close to home.
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Brave soul to admit 3 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
It takes skill to cheat so successfully.
Food for kings 10 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
The tweet date says it was a month ago.
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The wave, arizona 3 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
The booty, Arizone
Smart idea 16 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Not everyone saw it.
America 8 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
South Africa
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So many dogs 13 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
--------------------The joke--------------------
-------------------Your head-------------------
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Special snowflakes 3 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
The guru can though. Maybe that was the whole plan.
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Never forget the truly great 12 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
And the GoFundMe is fake anyway.
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Never forget the truly great 12 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
We can predict based on past behaviour, the people that are her role models/family, the amount of effort she put into getting the money she has now.
I.e. She has not made any noteworthy donations in the past as far as I can recall, her family are people that got rich because one of the kids sucked someone's dick and it "leaked" all over the internet, and she made no effort in getting the money she has now because she never struggled, meaning she doesn't understanding the struggles that other people have gone through, meaning she is not likely to share that money.
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Men's Hair Removal Review 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
I use this one on my underarms and private parts (balls and everything) and it does not burn in the slightest. I leave it on for about 15 minutes and then I am smoother than a baby's bottom. I guess it doesn't burn because I've never shaved down there with a razor, but either way, it works.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV9B3RmqO0xag7WY6Ye8YQG1wCOs6DdzKdAG7oMFsrkXKwlsBH
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Awkward. 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
In this instance, yes it is. Because it's on a meme website. But I know for a fact that shit like this does happen. That very scenario might have happened, and not have been made up.
And if even one person, who would've usually judged someone on something like that, sees my comment and decides to give that person a second chance, and just looks past something trivial like that, then my rant was definitely worth it. Who knows what will happen after that. But at least they tried.
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Awkward. 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
What the actual f*ck is wrong with people. I know this picture has being going around the internet for years, and maybe I am just getting angrier at the world, but why should you judge someone on the money they have in their bank account?
I get that a person wants to only get into a relationship with someone that they won't have to financially support, and that can stand on their own two feet, but why should we assume that that is the likely outcome of someone having very little money in their bank account.
He could have just paid a huge doctors bill, or student loans, or is waiting to get paid by the publisher for the book that he spent a year living off his savings to write, or countless other reasons.
People (including me) should stop judging others.
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I think it'll work eventually 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Write a love letter, fold it into a paper plane, throw it out your house window, and hope someone that you might like picks it up.
Relationship goals 12 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
That's not funny at all without more context. Like what if she is a proper alcoholic, and it's tearing their marriage apart.
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I think it'll work eventually 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
You can always slide into someone's dms
A fork in the road 4 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Once every 4 years
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Good life in there 2 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
No, this is Patrick
He is not lying 2 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
What's the name of this movie?
Nice guys 10 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
And Neal Caffrey
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good 14 comments
umar79 · 6 years ago
Tax money
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