Umar77

umar79


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Dinosaurs really do exist 2 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
South Africa?
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That's quite cringe 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Where there's smoke, there's fire (She's hot)
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Just in case 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Who wears pants on vacation?
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Not wearing a bra 14 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
You just want attention, you don't want my heart
Maybe you just hate the thought of me with someone new
Yeah, you just want attention, I knew from the start
You're just making sure I'm never gettin' over you
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here is a good human 8 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
The original post is very old, maybe he started selling it at $1
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Why are your nipples poking me 2 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
https://youtu.be/YyGdUY7A7qE
Best quality I could find
And now my mom is arguing with my dad 23 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Not with you, with the things shown/available on the internet nowadays
And now my mom is arguing with my dad 23 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Ross as in you?
Oh how times have changed 6 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
Oh how times have changed 6 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
It's so... big, she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
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And now my mom is arguing with my dad 23 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
If a guy called @violence says "What the actual fuck" then you know something is wrong
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No coincidence 24 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Google
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Doing the right thing 15 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
anthracite was not speaking about using the emergency brake method. If you fund the sweet spot on the clutch, you can hold the car at a standstill on pretty much any hill/incline, and then tap the accelerator and slowly release the clutch to take off from there.
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Bazinga 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Season 5 Episode 7
Howard and Raj were playing a prank on Sheldon, and after he saw the writing, they dropped down a glow-in-the-dark skeleton on a zip-line in front of him.
Then when the three of them walked back to his office, Leonard scared him with a mask and he fainted and peed himself
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Uses of function keys! 7 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Ctrl + F4 moves the cursor to the address bar in Windows Explorer
Women 5 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
And the dishwasher
Always look on the bright side of life 38 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
It sounds bad ass
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Creativity at best 2 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Ahh South Africa
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Totally the gay thing 7 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Or maybe he only died recently (according to conspiracy theorists)
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That made me wet 5 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Are you serious?