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Old vs. Young people 18 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
South Africa too, seen it happen on only a handful of occasions, all older people. (21 years young here)
Have you ever thought about that 5 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Everyday on the M1 north (Joburg to Sandton section) I see traffic cones being knocked down or people just driving in between them to get to the side of the road where the construction is taking place.
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Eye see what you did there 4 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
No shit Sherlock
Sweet dreams 2 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
What did she day-dream/hallucinate that you did?
Ok then Kendall 6 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
The guy that became a woman and won the woman of the year award
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Anon gets pulled over by the cops 11 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
You're welcome
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The crossover 5 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Cross-over between Brooklyn Nine-Nine and New Girl. I think season 6 of New Girl and season 4 of Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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It's feels nice to be complimented by guys too 9 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Haha sorry man. Hopefully there won't be need for that. I'll pray for you to get laid.
That sounds so weird, but yeah, let's not delve into that.
Trying to get an old deaf dog's attention 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
I almost spat out my pizza
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Cat magnet 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Yes please!
Fight scenes in movies 3 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
That's the point of @folk_the_lore 's comment
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no one would ever put Cole in no-hug list 1 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Just sent this picture to my best friend (f)
Pigeons are just crazy bastards 5 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Hell yeah
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Oh my 33 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
I read it as "The rabbit is hot (sexy)" and I'm helping it strip for sexy time. My mind is messed up.
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Just give poor Adam a job 2 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
How did I not notice that before. Now I might have to rethink who my favourite Adam is, because this is amazing.
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Apple pie perfection 11 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Me too @chubbee, me too
Confession from a cabbie  14 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
"Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift"
And over two hours later:
"I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift"
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Mistakes people make when making tea 25 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
I think the putting milk and sugar first entry counts as two, but I agree, it is still a misleading heading
Because I'm just a beautiful ray of friggin' sunshine, part eight: Dark & Gritty 14 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Exactly what I was going to comment.
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Spider-d*ck,spider-d*ck,does whatever a spider-d*ck does 6 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Hi!
I saw the chance and had to take it
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I got suspended because a teacher thought a bag of catnip was pot 20 comments
umar79 · 7 years ago
Well, he/she can't say just like this guy because his was catnip, not kitty litter. And it was believed to be pot, not meth. And he/she was suspended, not arrested.
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