My brain: I got nothing, sorry bro 26 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
My ex
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Call the exorcist 8 comments
Turn to page 394. 3 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
I like how the post is about Harry Potter, the comments say Friends and How I Met Your Mother, and I'm just here thinking I'm like that with all 3, and The Big Bang Theory, and most of Psych.
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When you see it, you'll shit bricks 12 comments
Message to Deadpool, read this 8 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
But Deadpool got in so much crap even for mentioning the X-Men (if I heard right), chances are they won't be allowed to mention Spiderman
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Adorable short film- "The Wishgranter" 5 comments
Any of you have a similar story? Did it work out? 11 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
Same situation. Hopefully will be marrying her soon after loving her since we were 11. Just have psychological issues I need to sort out first then I will be exactly in his situation.
Thanks for this, the pic gives me more hope as I am so scared of losing her.
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Thanks for this, the pic gives me more hope as I am so scared of losing her.
Oh god I'm hungry but there's no food 8 comments
Believe it or not but this city (Cape Town) is in South Africa 12 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
Omdat mense glo dat Suid-Afrika is 'n derde wêreld land waar ons het nie elektrisiteit of skoon water nie(Because people believe that South Africa is a third world country where we don't have electricity or clean water)
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WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS SHOW SO DARN RELATABLE?! 6 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
@badasslatina I'm liking the original comment, your reply and posting my own comment because @chocolateisgood 's pun really deserves it
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Great Dad advice 3 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
But BMW's aren't made with indicators.
And the hooter/horn goes off the second a light turns green if they're behind someone.
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And the hooter/horn goes off the second a light turns green if they're behind someone.
How many pigs are you worth? I can't juggle and I'm unattractive so none for me. 29 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
@annoyingnerd well in Supernatural Castiel is an angel who interrogates cats and called a fellow angel Assbutt before molotov-ing his ass.
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This makes me feel some type of way 12 comments
If the words you spoke were written on your skin 14 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
Yep, so that you know if you're becoming a bigger d*#k or becoming a better person.
Not saying you are one, just trying to explain.
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Not saying you are one, just trying to explain.
What do you wanna call 'em? Butterflies? 20 comments
The most underrated power 7 comments
umar79
· 8 years ago
Ahh I see... I was thinking manipulation though, like complimenting people in order to get them to do something for you
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