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umar79


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A guideline to live by between your bros 14 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Something better. Like if a bro says he slept with a famous movie star, don't say you slept with a Victoria Secret's model (let a bro have his moment).
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Psych has taught me to never reject a hospitable offer 3 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
I'm Die Hard, he's Die Harder
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Social experiment... 66 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@denizoken I was thinking the same thing. Like if it was a guy in a turban with a beard and someone was telling him not to do it, people would feel the same as the woman here feels, but I doubt that even 10% of people would have actively defended him.
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The little girl in the last pic lmao 3 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Buzzfeed?
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Two fastest man alive, just wow! 15 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@needmorec4 there, I made your likes 5 too
Two fastest man alive, just wow! 15 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
I'm not gonna argue with that
Jim Parsons, everyone 24 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EemF-kDLg4
The video for people that don't know what @championgirl is talking about
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That's just too cute...and sad 11 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Pick*
But yes, I would do that too.
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Yahoo answers comp 9 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
It's not a valid question at all. He just killed two people with the killing curse, all he has to do is point a stick at the baby, and mutter two words. Personally, I would so much rather do that than picking up the baby, walking to the window, opening the window and throwing him out. Or walking to the bath with the baby, wait for it to fill up (or use augomenti, not sure how to spell it). It's time wasting, and he did not seem like someone who had time to waste on stuff like that. Plus, after the curse rebounded, he was too weak to do it, and he obviously thought that since Harry managed to block killing curse, he would attack Voldermort even more and he would eventually die.
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I love Phelps. Despite his struggles 10 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Watch the video. 200m men's butterfly final, the first 150m le Clos swims it normally, just after they turn for the final lap he looks to the side about 4 - 5 times to see Phelps, then faces forward and continues racing.
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Everyone needs bumper stickers too 3 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@guydude C'mon (guy)Dude, I was gonna say that.
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This guy received a gift from his mother in law 11 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@bearsie it's a butt plug (I think). I'm 20 and I don't want to know if I'm right or not.
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Taberther is too serious 23 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@adolfhitler1945 don't worry man, it seems like a LOT of people fell for this. I gave up long ago trying to explain to people what satire is.
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Dragonkin 50 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@frost318
Someone that believes he/she should have been born in a dragon body (similar to identifying as a different gender, this is when they identify as a different species).
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I'm laughing so hard 15 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Did you just assume the hypothetical person's gender? @ guest
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Natalie dormer & benedict cumberbatch 15 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
She has an asymmetrical mouth. It's abnormal (a synonym for abnormal is weird).
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Breathless 64 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Kristen Stewart!!!
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Oh, superman 13 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
That's what they're talking about!
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Stop raising a society victims 13 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Hit first, hit hard
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How Twilight should have ended. When you see it 11 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
They locked Lucifer in a cage (Adam too, but we don't talk about that).
They'd have killed Edward. Sure it would be a bit tough, but they're resilient.
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How Twilight should have ended. When you see it 11 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
That's how it should have started
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Probably the one and only time Instagram made me laugh 5 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Song name: Baby got back
Wade NO!!! 10 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
@Spideypool you're needed
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Also taste good 10 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Firstly, who are you correcting?
Secondly, for a guy it's blond, not blonde, although commonly both are accepted
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YES >_< 8 comments
umar79 · 8 years ago
Smooth as f*#k @mirceag
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