Joey Macaroni

ultrabear5000


The creator of create-a-tale

— Joey Macaroni Report User
Rekt 21 comments
ultrabear5000 · 7 years ago
Looks like a fucking alien
Well I'm never eating fruit again 17 comments
ultrabear5000 · 7 years ago
Trees don't have feelings so... this post makes no sense
Internet plz 5 comments
ultrabear5000 · 7 years ago
He got suspended
Don't do drugs, kids 10 comments
ultrabear5000 · 7 years ago
2016 looks like a generic stock photo of a leprechaun
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They won't let is pass 6 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Somebody tell her 4 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
If anybody didn't know, they're mannequins
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Based on the Squiduard's scale, how do you feel today? 45 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
A mix of 7 and 2
Damn son 4 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
That is tearible
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Can a Canadian pls confirm 34 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
This is unrealistic. It's not a Tim Hortons cup
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Eat this 8 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Smiley fries are lit
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When you're poor af but it's your gf birthday 24 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Wait nevermind.
I'm an idiot
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When you're poor af but it's your gf birthday 24 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Where's the skeletons other jaw
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That's good news 3 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
I'd save this but there are minions
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Honestly something I could do 7 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
"I'll take shit that never happened for 500"
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swagy meme 8 8 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Dank meme
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Oh look! My will to live 34 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Then I'd have my will to live
Yup.. Probably 21 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Nothing. Because hogwarts is a fictional place and all y'all are idiots
Those damn strawberries 1 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Haha so relatable
This made my brain hurt 20 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
It's cuz infinity is a concept. That's why if you divide infinity by two it's still infinity
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Game on! 14 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Haha so relateable
The moment brother and sister see each other after a week apart 12 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
I hate it when parents dress their kids up like that. It makes them look like faggots
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This is one of the most important buildings on earth 12 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
I learned about this place through futurama
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Determined to follow her dreams 23 comments
ultrabear5000 · 8 years ago
Yeah. Me