It's like training baby elephants for the circus.. beat the hell out of them when they are little so they don't realize how strong they are when they are older

Of course they did. It's the price we pay

Hashtag - anyone else

Backyard spaceship

That's a lot of ink

Boat yards have long forks

When our daughter was born we used a big package of paper plates from BJs to save from doing dishes. They lasted us months and months

Stand in front of Lowe's or Home Depot

Get that out of your mouth!

I know a Jimbo who drives a white Ford ranger

Damn kidney Stones

That's a tough one...

I love that book

Evidently it's pretty hard to withdraw a large amount of money. Over 10k they ask you why

I find it satisfying separating my recycling

Nice

Gotta have a pick-up truck

This was in Maryland a few years ago. He really got hurt.

Unless you are given presidential immunity from the supreme Court

You can have any color just so it's black

This made me laugh out loud

I'm just Ken

Very nice

Kind of weird she sticking her tongue out

That's why I crush the barb. Cut it off the hook and push it the rest of the way through.